hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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