Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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