So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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