new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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