hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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