Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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