We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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