I just cut my nipple shaving
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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