I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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