I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm really busy with my period
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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