Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.