Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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organizing the empties. That sober.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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