No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Then you guys just all showered together...?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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