Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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