I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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