we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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