DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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