Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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