I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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