? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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