the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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