dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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