is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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