He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
