I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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