Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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