The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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