super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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