so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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