Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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