Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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