spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm always down for nudity.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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