Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This is my gift to your gina
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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