You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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