is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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