don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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