i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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