The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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