Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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