I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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