Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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A+ Viking dick
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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