And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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