We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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