Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Floor bacon is actually really good
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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