Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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