I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I need a beard to bite.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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