He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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