It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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