The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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