who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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