I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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