whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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