what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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