My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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