would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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