Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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